Track 2 Thiruvalla!!!

Its been a long time since i blogged.....well dats bcoz i was lazy 2 type anythin.....hw cud i b not b lazy??....its in ma blood and besides ma bike was in da workshop.....so jst imagine urself sittin in front of da tv da whole day....eatin and changin channels........dat was sum life until ur parents starts shoutinand u go 2 bed tired....."tired".......I've been like dat 4 five or six days i think and then da phone comes......betty ammachi callin me and askin me 2 get 2 thiruvalla pronto( wow dat was fast)..........they think i'm da responsible type in da family ( grave mistake) and asked me 2 help out with their son garychayan's weddin......dat was da cue for ma parents......I've never seen them pack anythin dat fast.....Ammachi called me like 10  at nite and wen i woke up next mornin thrs a bag on ma table with all da clothes (ironed), ma slippers and all da stuff i need 4 a month in dat bag. The only confusion was da train....shud i go in da 9 O clock or 11 O clock train??? hmmmm.......finally by 10:45 they decided dat i shud go on da 11 O clock train......thanx 2 aadi i was able 2 get 2 da station on time.

I took a sleeper class ticket.....thought i'll hv a nap....afterall......it takes almost 3hrs 2 reach thiruvalla........the compartment i took first didnt hv much ppl (or so i thought). I always walk 2 da backside of the train (dis ma dad taught me) so dat u cud get gud seats....ppl wont bother much 2 walk 2 da bak...they jump in2 da compartments in front of them and walk inside da train 4 seats......i was bein samrt and got in2 a compartment......i took a sideseat at thr were sum young nice lukin girls in thr......i thought dat was ma lucky day.....and it was nice 2 see more and more girls gettin in da compartment ("jackpot")....sum of them were starin at me and holdin a smile and i was smilin at everyone..(who wudnt) until an older lady asked me 2 get up and told me dat it was da ladies compartment and i better scram before she reports me 2 police.....(kk cant any of da girls tell me dat).....well i had 2 get out and run before da train leaves....got in another one and found a crammy seat among sum family......and wat a family dat was.......they were shoutin..... literally shoutin 2 each other......and da kids....oohhh boy.....thrs this one brat who keeps climbin up 2 da top bunk and always lands on ma lap da whole time.......jumpin, runnin all over da place......i cudnt even sit straight cos of these ppl.

I thanked God 2 soon......no sooner had i saw da station approachin i jumped up 2 get ma bag 2 find under sum cartons of dat GODDAMN family.......dis time i lost it....totally flipped.....i jst yanked it out and jst ran....i knw sum cartons must hv fell...i didnt care....i was so fed up....ma only thought was 2 reach home.......i jumped inside da auto and jst stared......4got da name of da place i shud b goin...... i called up ma dad and he gave me all da directions......he was thankful dat i got out on da rite station and didnt fell asleep!!!!!!

IF ONLY HE KNEW!!!!